Michael Dowe

Michael Dowe |my•kull dou|

- rhymes with "cycle cow"- noun -

1. comedian

2. writer

3. paramedic

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Jim Kelly and the “Shut the hell up talking to me” expression

I am starting a support group for other racially ambiguous, self-identifying black people. Our motto will be “We’re afraid of the cops too!”

Playing the victim doesn’t make you a survivor.

Unless you’re Ice-T in Surviving the Game. It worked that one time.

emsnfire4life:

thismichaeldowe:

I was very disappointed when Simpsons characters didn’t jump out the back.

This looks like it was taken at MCG…..

Yep, that’s right.

I was very disappointed when Simpsons characters didn’t jump out the back.

We ain’t bout that bullshit tennis, feel me

sinuousmag:

"American Royalty" by Sam Spratt commissioned by Childish Gambino

Sam Spratt’s commissioned illustrations for actor/rapper Donald Glover aka Childish Gambino.

"What began as cover art for his mixtape ‘Royalty’ evolved into a series of Rockwell-esque vignettes on Americana meant to highlight the side of hip-hop that tends to take a back seat to “money, cars, and jewelry” – where you come from.

The collection of 10 illustrations cover a wide-spectrum of the little moments – the struggles, the simple pleasures, the risks, the irony, the humor, the hopes, and the realities of the American life that maybe isn’t quite so cookie cutter.” Prints available at royalty.samspratt.com.

(via let-them-eat-cake21)

I’m so sorry for thinking this is funny.