Michael Dowe

Michael Dowe |my•kull dou|

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1. comedian

2. writer

3. paramedic

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Fast food chains and restaurants that rely on television commercials should never be allowed to describe their fare with the word “artisan.”

When someone loses weight and they’re all about nightclubs and selfies, I grieve for the fat years they wasted not developing a personality.

I surprised some squirrels who tumbled up my porch stairs. One got away. The other sat and growled.

I think I just cock-blocked a squirrel.

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Another way to present the 9 types of intelligence as exemplified by my How Do We Measure Intelligence post.

The basic idea is that different people are good at different things. These 9 probably don’t cover the wide range of smarts we all possess, but it’s a start.

As Albert Einstein said, ”Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”

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Still Single -
Her: Most of the guys I’ve dated lately were bi.
Me: Funny, most women I’ve dated were like Tinder.
Her: o_O
Me: No backsies.

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Upside-Down Ads Reveal The Subtlety Of Depression

Singapore-based suicide prevention organisation Samaritans of Singapore recently ran a series of ads which cleverly uses ambigrams to highlight the difficulty in understanding and identifying depression. The print ads feature images showing a positive message.

However, when the ad is inverted, a sadder, more depressing message is revealed.

The advertisement’s tagline “The signs are there if you read them” is printed upside-down so that readers will know to flip the ads over.

It also reinforces the message that it is easy to miss the warning signs of depression.

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Too Damn Pretty: Blooper Shot #AtlantaPride2014

Too Damn Pretty #AtlantaPride2014

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October 11:

1975 – Live from New York …. it’s the very first episode of Saturday Night Live! The inaugural Saturday Night is hosted by George Carlin with Billy Preston and Janis Ian serving as musical guest

A look back at our very first show! Here’s George Carlin’s opening monologue.