Michael Dowe |my•kull dou|
- rhymes with "cycle cow"- noun -
Fast food chains and restaurants that rely on television commercials should never be allowed to describe their fare with the word “artisan.”
When someone loses weight and they’re all about nightclubs and selfies, I grieve for the fat years they wasted not developing a personality.
I surprised some squirrels who tumbled up my porch stairs. One got away. The other sat and growled.
I think I just cock-blocked a squirrel.
Still Single -
Her: Most of the guys I’ve dated lately were bi.
Me: Funny, most women I’ve dated were like Tinder.
Me: No backsies.