Michael Dowe

Michael Dowe |my•kull dou|

- rhymes with "cycle cow"- noun -

1. comedian

2. writer

3. paramedic

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naughtysoutherngirl1980:

Love these!!! 💋

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Trying to convince myself I shouldn’t grow a C+C Music Factory ponytail.

“I like too many things and get all confused and hung-up running from one falling star to another till I drop. This is the night, what it does to you. I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion.” — Kerouac

“Yup.” — Me

dulcesloan another artisan of SouthernShade

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cumber-porn:

hayamiyuu:

falcnpunch:

this photoset of skeletons fucking is both horrifying and slightly arousing. im both screaming and jacking of but thats nothing new.

That’s beautiful!

that last picture made me laugh so hard I choked

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Just got an unsolicited complisult from a woman saying she can’t be with me because my “eyelash game’s too strong”.

Contrary to popular belief, my anaconda ain’t really in the position to be choosy. So, you know, whatevs …

My anaconda prefers to be called Reptile-American.

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RIP Dot Matrix & Barf